The CORPULENT BURN SPECIALIST groaned, his WATERY EYES squinting at the small airport in the middle of nowhere. KALAMAZOO. “All because some damned FOETID OPOSSUM got stuck in an industrial clothes drier. And the ceo’s fucking daughter MANHATTAN – can you believe that’s her name? – anyway, she’s PUKING KOALAS behind the tank, it all goes way pear-shaped, and here I am dragging my fat ass to Kalamazoo.”
The CORPULENT BURN SPECIALIST groaned, his WATERY EYES squinting at the small airport in the middle of nowhere. KALAMAZOO. “All because some damned FOETID OPOSSUM got stuck in an industrial clothes drier. And the ceo’s fucking daughter MANHATTAN – can you believe that’s her name? – anyway, she’s PUKING KOALAS behind the tank, it all goes way pear-shaped, and here I am dragging my fat ass to Kalamazoo.”
This was not the direction I anticipated this story going! LOLOL